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Asses at the movies.

I didn't want anything to corrupt my post about Kesari and so I am writing this separately.

At the Movies, surely it's not to tough to behave properly.

The guy sitting next to me, was quite voluble, and I had to struggle to not let him spoil my movie experience.

Also the heights was that he actually took the popcorn and water that I had ordered for myself. It was the server's fault, but surely this nitwit didn't have to eat it, just coz it was free. And when asked why he took it, he calmly said that he thought it was complimentary.

Oh My God! How entitled do you think you are that you were the only one in the entire effing theatre to be offered free food? Did you think you had won some secret popcorn lottery?

Or did you think that it was sent over by a secret admirer? 
And on top of all that to hear you chomping your way through it, punctuated with burps like jhankar beats was the absolute pits.
Thank God Inox is my domain and I was able to get another seat.

And then to cap it all this dumb f&$$^^$ refused to pay the money, saying that since the fault was the server's he wasn't going to pay.
You moron! I realise you have just crawled out of a bug's backside, but do you not know that it will be the server whose salary will be deducted?

Anyways God bless your heart and may you always be blessed with bedbugs.

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